*ahem* Attention Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to announce, that the Dark Syndicate, being a fine and a very evil institution, has decided to declare its first proper holiday day, not just for shits and giggles, but for real. June 9th, 2009 will be the first ever Sex Day! Why? Cause sex is awesome! Why June 9th of all days? Cause if you put it in numbers, it spells a 69! Yes, we're a terribly perverted, fine and evil institution. So please, on June 9th, go out and celebrate the awesomeness of sex! Get laid, jump someone's bones, bounce on bricks! And those who chose to remain virgins, go masturbate! Or go have a dirty fantasy. Whatever you do, make sure you give June 9th a proper celebration.

Remember Ladies and Gentlemen, June 9th is one sexy day!